On July 17th 2003 I had the luck of interviewing Wolfpac. They were set to perform with Dope and Dog Fashion Disco at the Bombshelter in New Castle, PA. However due to some troubles with vehicles and transportation Dope was stuck in Chicago. But this didn't hold these guysd back. They took the stage at around 9pm and rocked that place. They threw down one of the tightest shows I've seen in many years.
From running into the crowd and pulling people out of their seats, to jumping off the stage onto each other this was a what a club show is all about. And in true Wolfpac fashion they gave us a good bit of eye candy with naked chicks on stage!!!! By mid-set Daddy Long Leggs was bleeding from punching a beer bottle and had it smeared all over his face. Also a few of the guys got up during our home town Yagermisester band, Mushcup's set and rock it with them for a song or two all while passing a blunt. After the show we got to sit down with the guys and ask a few questions, so here ya go.
I've heard you described as Wu-tang meets the Misfits.
Hate - On crack. We all smoke crack. It's fun.
B Dizzo - Mmmm.
Freek - Well, not crack, but...
Hate - Freek smokes more crack than all of us.
Freek - Fuck that, I got a pre-rolled. (As he pulls a blunt from his pocket.)
Hate - We're gonna smoke that in a minute.
I was going to ask you, how was your first show with Dope, but they neglected to show.
B Dizzo - Shrugs
Hate - Dope ain't here. I think they're van broke down or something. We sympathize with that. Our piece of shit breaks down all the time.
This guy's quiet over here. (Pointing to Priapist)
Priapist - Nods
Hate - He's our version of Silent Bob.
Lone Guy - I think all the blood stuck in his dick cause he has a 24 hour hard on. So he can't talk.
Hate - That's why we call him Priapist. That's what it means. It means painful erection. That's him, he's a big fucking boner.
Other than not playing with Dope, who else have you played with?
Freek - Bloodhound Gang, Kotton Mouth Kings.
Hate - Slipknot, Coal Chamber, Twiztid. Twiztid was fun.
So you did end up playing with Twiztid?
Hate - We did a couple a little while ago. Something happened with Monoxide. We heard through the grapevine he was sick.
Lone Guy - Health is more important than anything else.
Hate - Maybe we'll schedule something later.
That would be a great show with you opening for them.
Hate - It was fun.
Freek - We hear that everywhere. From our fans, from there fans, from neutral sources.
Hate - We do share a lot of fans. I wish they would share more with us.
You guys have a DVD coming out?
Freek - Yes.
Hate - We're still figuring out all the retarded stuff we're gonna do. The legal stuff.
Lone Guy - There's gonna be plenty of naked chicks on there. Lots of lesbian sex.
Hate - Yeah lesbians all over it. Other stuff we gotta check on before we even talk about it. I don't know the legalities of it. As a matter of face, it's not legal but we're gonna see what we can do.
Freek - It's definietly in the process.
Hate - It's been worked on right now.
How about a new album?
Hate - the new album we're actually working on just about everday. We're working on it every day on tour, writing the lyrics. Daddy's working on some really phay beats. Honestly, in my humble opinion, I think it'll blow Evil Is out of the water. If you like "Let the Blood Rain" most of it is gonna be along those lines. We're really gonna branch out with the next one. Show a little diversity with the whole thing. It's gonna hit the same as Evil Is, but harder, more sick, more fucked up, more talent. There's more talent on the album. Daddy gets better by the day. Can't say enough about the guy other than he's not fucking here yet.
I've never seen you before live. What can I expect?
Lone Guy - Someone will be bleeding and there's a naked chick.
Hate - Naked chicks, all kinds of stuff.
I heard there was a repreave on the naked chicks tonight.
Freek - There might be. Tonight we don't have anything scheduled but shit happens.
Hate - There's always sluts. Always sluts. Especially in this town they got nothing else to do but fuck. Fuck, climb a tree or tip a cow. Or come and see Wolfpac and Dog Fashion Disco. Or they can see Wolfpac and Dog Fashion Disco, then fuck, then go tip cows. That works.
That's crazy. He's making fun of my town and you guys are letting him.
Hate - If you saw where I grew up, you'd make fun of it, too.
Freek - My brothers and sisters literally went cow tipping where I'm from. So there's nothing against that sport.
Hate - I couldn't buy cigarettes growing up but I could buy crack.
Where are you from? I'll have to raise my kids there.
Hate - North Philly. It's fun.
Really? I have a family in Lansdale.
Hate - Oh, ok. You're out there in the burbs. I wish I lived in the burbs growing up. Everyone in the burbs wants to move to the city. I want one of those big houses where no one beats me up every day.
What do you want to happen with Wolfpac? Do you like being an underground sensation?
Hate - I like it. I like doing it on our own. I like that whole aspect of it. I want to be the biggest fucking thing in the world. I'm not gonna lie. I want Fred Durst to open for me eventually. No offense, but fuck it, why play the game if you don't want to be on top? I don't care what radio stations don't play us. What ones do are really cool. so play us! We're taking it from the underground and trying to flip it upside down. You ever see a fat white guy do a worm? This guy can do the worm (Points to B Dizzo). B Dizzo does a phat ass worm and a little dance. You ain't never seen no shit like that before. It's the dread locks and the Shaq shoes.
What else do you want to tell us?
Hate - What do you want us to tell you? What'll sell? What's hot?
What'll sell? Hmmm. Virgin sacrifices..
Freek - That's done nightly.
Hate - I sacrifice virgin's cherries. That's fun, but I ain't gonna tell ya about that.
Anything else you want to add?
Lone Guy - Wolfpac.com. Check it out. It's real cool.
Hate - Yeah, look at Wolfpac.com, there's a bunch of naked sluts. We have random porn on there all the time. We make our own home made porn, we're not in it cause we're too ugly for that. We got hot bitches. They fuck each other.
Freek - We encourage our fans to send naked pictures. We put em up on the website. You want to be a celebrity? Send em to us, you'll be on our website.
Hate - We'll jerk off to ya too.
Freek - Oh, definietly. That's before they make it to the website.
B Dizzo - I jerk off to myself on the website.
Freek - oh yeah ... Fuck Szandi!
That's about says it all. If you every see Wolfpac cruizin' the streets of your town, hook them up with some smoke and check out the show, you will not be disapointed.
www.WOLFPAC.com
