One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
When I was a kid I always did as I was told
Come a long little Daddy cause your dinners getting cold
But cold is how I want like choosy mothers choosing Jiff
Choosy Daddy chooses ladies when there totally stiff
So When I'm done with her body packed up back in the garage
Running this whole fandango like I'm Charles in charge
In the oceans of my love the canals run red
Even though she wasn't talking how was I to know she was dead?
It doesn't matter now I want to keep what I have got
Its just a simple matter of waste not want not
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
Once upon a time in a grave not so shallow
Met the girl of my dreams full figured but hallow
I'm not saying she's stupid or she's even dumb
But they take the organs out when its time to embalm
She's got a bad case of crotch rot but I still think she's hot
Pulling off her fingers, do you love me or love me not?
In either case you know you mean the world to me
Cause I never met a girl I dug so deeply
Not sick, twisted, misguided or misled
When it comes to a lover I prefer mine dead
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
Drug my girl out the inner city gutter
Looked like she was hacked up by a crazy wood cutter
Threw her in a freezer to keep her ass fresh
Cause two weeks ago she started shedding flesh
Stiff as a board, but easy to nail
So what if she moves slower than a retarded snail
She ain't the finest girl, but she sure is mine
Looks kind of sick and she don't smell fine
She's turning kind of green, shešs been dead for some time
But the best thing about her she's the cheapest date you'll find
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
I really like her body but I really love the gore
The best part about it all is when she's starting to thaw
I tried to take her to the movies but they wouldn't let us in
What I consider love at first site most confuse as sin
I told her once before to not be running for the door
She should listened up the first time now she's dripping threw the floor
But that's OK I like 'em wet for one last time
Canšt you see she ain't complaining so there ain't no crime
Fear my arrival but instead you fear the reaper
Next time you loose a loved one you better put them six feet deeper
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
I know it's illegal but it's a passion crime
Spaded shovel in the left hand in the right some wine
I get this funny feeling like you know I'm here
Cause I like my bush cold like you like your beer
It's kind of weird but I think that it got worse
I knew I was in trouble when my first car was a hearse
In other words I recycle the dead
Cause it's waste not want not like Daddy said
Or is it finders keepers losers weepers
If I can't find the body then I'll just dig deeper
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
Deader the better any way you choose
The living can cheat in which case you loose
You point at me and call me a freak
But with this girl I reached my sexual peak
She oozes sometime but that's OK
A new lubrication every single day
Bought her a great present for Christmas this year
A vanilla car freshener to dangle from her ear
Cops have caught on had to throw her body out
It was the saddest day in history so I had to scream and shout
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
One man's trash is another man's lover
Death becomes her, death becomes her!
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